Total Medals Earned: 7,322 (From 1,422 different games.) Total Medal Score: 109,395 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/15 (70/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Just don't bring your costume at all...
You either never made it in time, or never bothered to show up!
I think you've forgotten something...
You arrived in full costume, and the crowd loves it!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (140/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Tell no one about this secret
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Complete first level
Complete 8 levels
Complete all levels
Complete all levels with 'A' rating
Complete 8 levels on Professional difficulty
Complete all levels on Professional difficulty
Medals Earned: 5/19 (45/445 points)
beat first level
recover burn energy
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
kick 30 bricks in a row
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 10/15 (105/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/395 points)
Played Leave Me A Clone
Seen the credits
Got half way through the game
Reversed Gravity
Got 3 stars on every level
Completed All 35 Levels
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)