Total Medals Earned: 7,322 (From 1,422 different games.) Total Medal Score: 109,395 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/250 points)
FIND 10 HORRORS
CHEAT
START A NEW GAME
FIND 50 HORRORS
UNLOCK ALL MODES
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
CONTINUE A GAME
SCORE 8,000
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/165 points)
get 50m height
get 500m height
you know what to do!!!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/400 points)
Last 30 seconds
Last 60 seconds
Last 90 seconds
Last 120 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/10 (65/150 points)
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Read about Christine
Kill the boss
Win the game
Buy every upgrade
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 10/15 (95/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?