Total Medals Earned: 7,345 (From 1,426 different games.) Total Medal Score: 109,695 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/335 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)
Loser!
You beat this Game!...Awesome!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 11/30 (65/270 points)
Kill 30 Soldiers
Kill 1 Soldier
Earn 1000$
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Complete 50% of the missions
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 10/30 (50/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 2.
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Watch the cutscene.
Finish the game.