Total Medals Earned: 7,350 (From 1,427 different games.) Total Medal Score: 109,675 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
survive for 3 minutes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Can you find it?
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 14/15 (70/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Just don't bring your costume at all...
You either never made it in time, or never bothered to show up!
I think you've forgotten something...
You arrived in full costume, and the crowd loves it!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (140/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Tell no one about this secret
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Complete first level
Complete 8 levels
Complete all levels
Complete all levels with 'A' rating
Complete 8 levels on Professional difficulty
Complete all levels on Professional difficulty